Dude, exercise. If you ain't got cankles, no prob hiding an ankle FAK under your jeans. Tacticalhawk loops are over-rated, put your shit on your harness or man up and break walls with your hands.
Crotch plates are for pansies with no balls. Dude, my balls are so big and brass, that I can't fit them under those wimpy ceramic crotch plates anyways.
I've been operating in jeans like a Pro for 31+ years!