If you grew a mullet that wouldn’t be a problem.Originally Posted by RoyGBiv
If you grew a mullet that wouldn’t be a problem.
Have to laugh. I only recently noticed that my wife always wipes off the tops of cans before opening and pouring since the tab extends into the container.
I've happily lived my life like a wayward puppy never giving a thought to what little beasties are just waiting to inhabit my insides.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I'll take that under advisement.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
Pro tip: You'll have to stop drinking good bourbon and start drinking Busch and Natural Light. (And throwing the cans from your truck.)I'll take that under advisement.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I buzz a #1/2 (1/16") all over every two weeks or so. Been doing it myself for several years and just kept getting progressively shorter over time. Thinking seriously about just shaving it all at this point.
It's caused a few people to ask if I'm military; I tell them no, I'm just cheap and lazy.
"Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire." - R. A. Heinlein
I have always counted on the beasties that are already in there to kick the newcomers ass !
Works for me. (Ignorance is bliss.)I have always counted on the beasties that are already in there to kick the newcomers ass !
There's nothing civil about this war.
To get the food item with best date, grab one from the back of the stack.
Avoid scrambled eggs because they are made by the batch and kept on hot hood in the back. Instead order fried eggs and specify hard as a frisbee.
Menu items having high mayonnaise content and poultry and egg content at the same time are risky. Avoid.
Poor personal hygiene causes most food borne illness. FYI.
I replaced my carport fluorescent lights with traditional motion detector lights. Any person entering the carport activates the lights. When I enter the carport to retrieve an item or go to a vehicle, the lights turn on. On the carport's exterior, there is another set of motion activated lights.
I had an eye exam, so I put this together:
It’s a handgun simulator. The black-painted screw is about the right distance for a 4” revolver. Fortunately, the eye doc has done some shooting, so she understood the issues.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
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