Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.... I thought the only acceptable solution was a Glock 19...
That's the direction I went for a utility, do everything trail bike. A 5" 29er. I wound up buying an Ibis Ripley LS. Super fast and stable descender, yet still really nimble. Manuals like a champ and it's probably the best technical climbing bike I've ever owned; Mr. Weagle, turns out, knows his shit. I've been riding a VPP rear end for about 10 years and this is my first DW link bike. Super impressed.
I've heard great things about the SB95 but haven't gotten a chance to demo one; same general class and the Ripley.
And pics, b/c...well, pics...