Ha! Even at hats, they fail.
The Brits had some kick-ass weapons in World War I and II. The Enfield rifles and Bren LMG, namely. They even supplied the Confederacy with a marksman rifle with effectiveness out to 1000 meters during the American Civil War. Shame.
"Are you ready? Okay. Let's roll."- Last words of Todd Beamer
This all reminds me of a quote I once heard:
"The pieces falling from this car are of the finest British craftsmanship."
Yeah, but I still want an Austin Healy Bugeye Sprite!
And yet, the Brits did just fine with things like the Spitfire when they had to get into it with the Germans.
I'm half Kraut, I can talk smack if I so choose.
Anyway, the SA80 is to be expected coming from a society that killed off it's gun culture and then decided to go and invent a new gun.
While we merrily chastise the SA80 I want to make it very clear that the men I worked with over there were some of the bravest, toughest, most loyal and honorable professional warriors I have ever been afforded the opportunity to work with. Their primarly blaster is a cluster, and one of the big reasons I despise it so much is that those carrying it deserve the best that money can buy.
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Knight's Armament Company
How the Brits have managed to maintain their traditions of military excellence despite being decades further down the road to Nerfville than even the softest parts of the US is probably worth a doctoral thesis in and of itself.
I'd wager that an all-volunteer force and strong regimental traditions probably have a lot to do with it, but there's got to be more to it than that.