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    Humor: Spider Bites Australian Man on Penis Again

    That's the actual BBC News headline. Spider Bites Australian Man on Penis Again:

    A 21-year-old Australian tradesman has been bitten by a venomous spider on the penis for a second time.

    The man was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Tuesday, when he suffered a repeat of the incident five months ago.

    Jordan, who preferred not to reveal his surname, said he was bitten on "pretty much the same spot" by the spider.

    "I'm the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment," he told the BBC.

    "I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time.

    "I was like 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."

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    One of his colleagues took him from the worksite in north-west Sydney to Blacktown Hospital - although many of his workmates were quick to see the lighter side of the situation.

    "They got worried the first time," he said.

    "This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car."
    I'd say making fun of a man who has a spider bite on his penis is a...

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    dick move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    That's the actual BBC News headline. Spider Bites Australian Man on Penis Again:



    I'd say making fun of a man who has a spider bite on his penis is a...

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    dick move.
    Bro, that's below the belt...

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    That hurts just think about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corey View Post
    That hurts just think about.
    Yeah... No humor in that... <cringe>
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    Shrinkage?

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    Wonder what kinda spider...some spider venoms are known to cause priapism....

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    That's fucked up. Pretty much anything biting your cock is bad news. Spiders, pythons, K9s...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 45dotACP View Post
    Wonder what kinda spider...some spider venoms are known to cause priapism....
    Says a redback spider, which is evidently related to a black widow. At any rate, spider bites are unlikely to be replacing ED meds any time soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Says a redback spider, which is evidently related to a black widow. At any rate, spider bites are unlikely to be replacing ED meds any time soon.
    Haha yeah probably not...I was thinking of the wandering spiders in any case... Brazilian I think...and I think the whole boner thing typically precedes a pretty painful death.

    ...still, underestimate the stupidity of the average human and you're bound to be surprised again and again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clusterfrack View Post
    That's fucked up. Pretty much anything biting your cock is bad news. Spiders, pythons, K9s...
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