Rio 2016

[Chance]

Now that the roided up Soviet super athletes have been eliminated, the games don't really feel worth it. Also, the world is flying apart at the seams, and you can't watch without having to listen to Bob Costas.

Anyone actually interested in this round of Olympics?

[FNFAN]

32 tons of dead fish they had to remove from the rowing course. 32. Tons.

[Mr_White]

They need to have the All-Favela-Narco-Gang-Shootout event, then I'll watch

[RJ]

Obligatory 5 characters.

[Duelist]

Jesu doesn't need Zika prevention spray!

[Chance]

They need to have the All-Favela-Narco-Gang-Shootout event, then I'll watch

There is a non-zero probability of that happening. My money's on kidnapping for ransom.

[YVK]

Now that the roided up Soviet super athletes have been eliminated, the games don't really feel worth it. Also, the world is flying apart at the seams, and you can't watch without having to listen to Bob Costas.

Anyone actually interested in this round of Olympics?

I don't give a fuck. Women's beach volleyball, maybe. Also, my PCP now is refusing my injections of depo-testosterone. Says "No Roids For Russians" is how he's gonna roll now.

[HopetonBrown]

Women's beach volleyball, the rest is boring.

[GardoneVT]

There is a non-zero probability of that happening. My money's on kidnapping for ransom.

It's already happened, IIRC. Bernie Ecclestones mother in law was the lucky winner.

I can't talk about Rio, because Chicago was in the running and it would have been a bigger clusterfrack had it happened here. Our insects carry guns and throw gang signs- no can of OFF is gonna save you.

[Mr_White]

There is a non-zero probability of that happening. My money's on kidnapping for ransom.

I figure the real reason for the one-hour tape delay is so they can more easily avoid showing some horrible mass slaughter at the hands of either ISIS or criminal gangs.