Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other one and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other one and asks, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
I'm not responsible for other people's enjoyment of my tool.Originally Posted by 5pins
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Q: Why don't Italians like the Jehovah's Witnesses?
A: Italians don't like any witnesses.
(Told to me by a lawyer whose grandparents came from Italy)
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
Sicilians bury the witnesses.
There's nothing civil about this war.
Back in high school, we'd ask girls what they thought a dollar's length was in inches to see whose boyfriends were liars. What we found was that women don't care much about length when money's involved.
Q: What's the difference between rosebushes and Mercedes?
A: Rosebushes have their pricks on the outside.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine.
A man who has always wanted to see the Super Bowl buys a ticket months in advance for $2000. He later realized that his wedding is on the same day. Not wanting to waste the tickets he post on Facebook. "I have tickets to the Super Bowl but my wedding is on the same day. I don't want to waste them so if someone would like to take my place just show up at the Baptist church on 14th street at 11 am".
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
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