Presenter at the amateur radio conference this weekend said "My wife's tactical call sign is 'That Poor Woman'."
Presenter at the amateur radio conference this weekend said "My wife's tactical call sign is 'That Poor Woman'."
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“It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat.”
Glenn Reynolds
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, “Hey pirate, what’s with the steering wheel sticking out of your pants?”
“Arg, it’s driving me nuts.”
This is an old one:
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a nearby mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The girl asked, "What is this, mother?"
The mother (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the girl and her mother were watching wide-eyed, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, the girl and her mother watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again, a handsome twenty-four-year-old man stepped out.
With a gleam in her eyes, the mother looked at her daughter and said, "Go get your father."
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
The French police have no idea how the Notre Dame fire started, but Quasimodo has a hunch.
Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?
Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
Couple of months late on this....
... but like a Honey Badger....
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.