^^^ The third guy says, Yup and sandy on the bottom.
^^^ The third guy says, Yup and sandy on the bottom.
Q: How many pallbearers do you need for a Mob funeral?
A: One (to slam shut the trunk lid).
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
Not a joke... just plain funny...
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"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
One of the all time great stories.Originally Posted by RoyGBiv
Aim High, baby...
So full of win.
Love that story.
I buy all my guns from a guy named "T. Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell over when he saw him.* Murphy hadn't been to church in years.
After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad you decided to come to Mass again. What made you come?"
"Well," said Murphy, "I got to be honest with ya' Father. A while back I misplaced me hat, and I really
really love that hat. Now I know McGlynn has a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday and would leave that hat in the back of church. So, I was going to leave during Communion and take McGlynn's hat along with me."*
The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you didn't steal McGlynn's hat. What changed ya mind?"
"It was ya sermon on the Ten Commandments Father. I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."
With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about Thou Shalt Not Steal you decided you would rather do without that hat than burn in Hell?"
Murphy slowly shook his head. "Naw Father, it was after ya talked about Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery that I remembered where I left my hat."
In a recent survey carried out for the leading toiletries firm 'Brut', people from Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Chicago's inner city residents (almost all of whom are known MS-13 members) say that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet!
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
With the rise in self driving vehicles it is only a matter of time before there is country song about a guy whose truck has left him.
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Husband rolls over and starts to make love to his wife late one night and just as he started she said. " honey I can't tonight I have an OB-GYN appointment tomorrow morning" so I can't do anything prior to my appointment in the morning. He was frustrated but said ok.
So he rolled back over and a few minutes later he said, "You don't have a dentist appointment as well in the morning do you?"
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
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