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    I have to sheepishly admit, I like humor that's wild an woolly
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    Why is a laser beam like a goldfish?

    Because neither one can whistle
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    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    y buddy went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back...

    Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand."

    The tattooist said "Hang on pal, I've only just finished his turban."

    (pretty Sikh, I know)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    What do you call a deer with one eye?


    One good eye deer.
    What's so funny about this? We Germans talk like that all day. For example, we don't say "glove" but "hand shoe" (Handschuh).

    But although you Anglo-Saxons have more words, our words are less ambiguous and written like we speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by P30 View Post
    What's so funny about this? We Germans talk like that all day. For example, we don't say "glove" but "hand shoe" (Handschuh).

    But although you Anglo-Saxons have more words, our words are less ambiguous and written like we speak.
    "good idea".... Get it?
    "... And miles to go before I sleep".

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    Ah, OK, thank you.

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    I've got to admit, even as a native US English speaker, it took me three or four reads to get that joke. If you're within that group or region that routinely throw an extra "r" in their words, you probably got it right off. It is funny, though.
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    Let me guess- Trump voter?
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