Doctor joke?
Darryl as a young man started to have headaches when he was around 14-15 years old. His folks took him to all sorts of doctors, but to no avail. No doctor had any ideas about the cause.
As Darryl got older, the headaches persisted, and got to the point where he sought his own medical consultations. He went all over the US, visiting Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins, Harvard, Yale, etc. No help from any place. He even went to the Barrows in Phoenix, where he lived. The headaches just kept getting worse.
Finally, one day Dr. George calls from Barrows and say to Darryl that he might have found an answer, and could they meet. Dr. George explained to Darryl that he, the doctor was on the cutting edge of medical research, having graduated from Harvard, Harvard Medical School, and will post grad training at Harvard, Mass General and Johns Hopkins. He said that he found the solution, but that it required “harvesting” Darryl’s testicles. Dr. George thought it wasn’t that big of a deal.
Darryl ran out of the consultation appalled. But, after a couple more years of pain, he relented, and the operation took place. After some adjustment (and medication), Darryl decided to take a cruise around the world and in order to do that properly, he needed an all new wardrobe. So, he went to see Barney the tailor.
Barney did business for 40 years in a shabby old building in downtown Phoenix. He wasn’t much to look at, but he was a good tailor. People came from all over to get fitted and he was considered the best.
So, in walks Darryl and announces that he wants a whole new wardrobe to travel in. Barney says, “well young man, you’ve come to the right place. I see you with a 17 ½ - 35” shirt, 50 sports jacket, 40 – 36 pants, 42 belt, 48 underwear t-shirt, 38 jockey shorts, 7 7/8 hat, 12 eee shoe and about 12-14 socks, and maybe a size 50 overcoat. Am I right”?
Darryl says “that’s amazing, but you’re wrong”. Barney says he’s never wrong and what does Darryl think. Well, Darryl says: "I wear a 34 jockey, and I’ve worn that size since I was 15".
Barney looks a Darryl, and says, “Naw kid, you wear your jockeys too tight, it pinches your balls, and gives you a headache.