Why did the woman work all day and all night?
Crippling debt.
Why did the woman work all day and all night?
Crippling debt.
A man is shopping in a grocery store when a woman comes up to him and says"you're the father of one of my children".
The man asked her "are you the stripper that I bang at my friends bachelor party on the pool table while my friends were cheering me on and your partner was slapping my ass with celery"?
The woman said "no, I'm your son's teacher".
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
Niche Humor:
Why did the INTJ cross the road?
Answer 1: The show that stupid chicken there was a more efficient way to do it.
Answer 2: To get away from those Goddamned Extroverts!
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“It doesn’t matter what the problem is, the solution is always for us to give the government more money and power, while we eat less meat.”
Glenn Reynolds
At last! Someone finally understands me!Originally Posted by Drang
Ditto. My better half(psych degree) says that for good and bad I'm the textbook example of an INTJ. I say I just hate stupidity. She's an INFP. Sometimes we complement each other, sometimes it's oil and water.
I fully admit to counting the steps of the two different ways to get from my office to the lobby. 87 vs 94 I think. Not that I keep track of that sort of thing ....
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
To beat the crowd.
If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns!!
You better go for the Juggler!
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