How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who gives a s*it, let them cry in the dark!
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Who gives a s*it, let them cry in the dark!
Q. Why did the leper stop going to parties?
A. He got sick of everyone using the back of his head for bean dip.
Q. What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A. Stew
Here is the best joke a 5 year old kid has ever told me
Q. Why do women wear perfume and makeup?
A Because they're ugly and they stink.
Last edited by Greg; 08-26-2016 at 09:10 PM.
A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender.
“Do you have any bred”?
“No says the bartender”.
“Do you have any bred”?
“No”.
“Do you have any bred”?
“No”.
“Do you have any bred”?
“No, and if you ask again I’m going to nail your beak down to the bar”!
“Do you have any nails”? Asks the duck.
“No" responds the bartender.
“Do you have any bred”?
Last edited by 5pins; 08-27-2016 at 05:29 AM.
What did the Buddhist ask the New York City hotdog cart vendor?
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Why... to make him One With Everything of course!
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Bread you dumb ass bread. No more posting at 4:30 in the morning.Originally Posted by 5pins
And the buddhist pays for it with a $20 dollar bill, which the hot dog vendor pockets. When the buddhist asks for his change, the vendor smiles and saysWhat did the Buddhist ask the New York City hotdog cart vendor?
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Why... to make him One With Everything of course!
"Change comes from within!"
(ducks and scurries off)
Last edited by Lex Luthier; 08-27-2016 at 09:54 AM.
"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
More like waddles, actually
PS- with the proper preparation of the surfaces, yes, you can glue glue to glue
Last edited by MistWolf; 08-27-2016 at 10:08 AM.
Maybe that's how duks spel bred.
What color were the suicide bomber's eyes?
Blue.
One blew over there, one blew that way!
Last edited by HCountyGuy; 08-28-2016 at 09:17 AM.
“Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts these days.”
If The Shining was a RomCom, this would be the trailer.....
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