A cow, a pig and a chicken go to a barbecue.
THE END
A cow, a pig and a chicken go to a barbecue.
THE END
Originally Posted by jtcarm
I have a t shirt with that on it. Got it for father's day last year
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
It’s two minutes, and I’m still laughing from 4 days ago!
They told me I would never be good a poetry because I was dyslexic.
Well, the joke is on them because I've already made a vase and a cup - ha!
Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?
Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
dyslexics of the world untie!
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
Did you ever hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic?
He would lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.
Was once told "your goals should always just exceed your grasp."
Which hits different when the goal is to get back up to "mediocre"...
That deplorable condition where you can’t sleep so you stay up eating
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia
"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
You have to watch/listen for the punch line if you haven't already.
Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....
And go flying!
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
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