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At the satisfactory!
Where are average things made?
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At the satisfactory!
Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?
Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
.Originally Posted by Andy in NH
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<groan....>
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
How do you get out of an elephant?
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.run around till ya get pooped!
Come, mother, come! For terror is thy name, death is in thy breath, and every shaking step destroys a world for e'er. Thou 'time', the all-destroyer! Come, O mother, come!
Just got an idea for a new superhero:
He's a Little Person who lives in The City. His superpower is that he can shatter/destroy objects by finding their harmonic frequency. His superhero name is...
Metro-Gnome
"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so."
― Ennius
That'll resonate with a lot of folks.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I don't like the sound of this.
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
Just wait for the pendulum to swing in the other direction.
There's nothing civil about this war.
His speech has a certain rhythm to it- he calls it "Tick Talk".
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Back and forth, back and forth with this conversation..
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
TRIP TO ITALY
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean,
but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
"You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow.
I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy , the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold.
From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
With liberty and justice for all...must be 18, void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply, not available in all states.
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