My wife was upset I didn’t buy her flowers. I told her I was shocked, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
My wife was upset I didn’t buy her flowers. I told her I was shocked, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
This kid working on the farm says, "Dad, what should we name the new piglets?"
"Never name something you might have to kill."
"Oh...I guess that makes sense."
"Glad you understand, son #4."
Do you know why the Russian alphabet is in all lower case letters?
They don't like Capitalism.
Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?
Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw blood.
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
Aisle B. back.
Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....
In a safety meeting at work today I was asked what steps I would take in a fire.
Apparently “really big and fast ones” was not the right answer.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
In a room of 100 people, 99 of them won't slap you for insulting their wife.
But one Will.
Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?
Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
This morning I was playing air drums to Metallica in my car but I accidentally dropped a stick out my window.
So I had to switch to Def Leppard.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
I’m surprised that a P-F’er was driving around unarmed.Originally Posted by awp_101
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
...that is just so....did you then Rock-Rock till you drop
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