It's been so hot lately I almost called my X so I could be near something cold.
It's been so hot lately I almost called my X so I could be near something cold.
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair...........
Guess who came crawling back to me.
Yeah, she was tired of me pushing her around.........
At the end of the day she still couldn't stand up for herself....
Originally Posted by da6dspanburg
Shoulda quit after the first two lines. But you didn't, so..."groan"
There's nothing civil about this war.
He's nuts over her?
Last edited by Gun Mutt; 09-17-2018 at 10:14 AM.
"As a kid I was terrified of my dad. Terrified. I knew that once he took off that leather belt with the big brass buckle, there was nothing I could do to stop him from....shooting heroin."
"You don't know anything about pain. You don't know ANYTHING about pain. Until you've seen your own child, drowned in the tub.
And you definitely don't know anything....about how to wash a baby."
- Anthony Jeselnik
State Government Attorney | Beretta, Glock, CZ & S&W Fan
^^^^
And you definitely don't know anything....about how to wash a baby.
Last edited by blues; 09-17-2018 at 03:06 PM.
There's nothing civil about this war.
FF to 1:58. Good for 2 laughs.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
"It's slightly turbocharged"
Chris
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
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