Honey badgers don't care about the difference between Punxsutawney and Philadelphia.Originally Posted by NEPAKevin
Honey badgers don't care about the difference between Punxsutawney and Philadelphia.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
Sorry about the all caps. I'm betting there's a web engine that can fix it, but, meh.
Bar operated by RobotsA GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS.
THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS:
"WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?"
THE GUY REPLIES, "WHISKEY."
THE ROBOT BRINGS BACK HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THE GUY SAYS, "168"
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT PHYSICS, SPACE EXPLORATION, AND MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY.
AFTER THE GUY LEAVES, HE PAUSES AT THE STREET CORNER AND THINKS ABOUT WHAT HE JUST ENCOUNTERED. AND THE MORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT, THE MORE CURIOUS HE GETS, SO HE DECIDES TO GO BACK.
THE ROBOT ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR DRINK?"
THE GUY ANSWERS, "WHISKEY."
THE ROBOT RETURNS WITH HIS DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THIS TIME THE MAN REPLIES, "100."
THE ROBOT TALKS ABOUT NASCAR, BUDWEISER, SEC FOOTBALL, AND ALL-STAR WRESTLING.
THE MAN FINISHES HIS DRINK, LEAVES, BUT IS SO INTERESTED IN THIS "EXPERIMENT" THAT HE DECIDES HE'LL TRY AGAIN.
HE ENTERS THE BAR AND, AS USUAL, THE ROBOT ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS TO DRINK.
THE MAN REPLIES, "WHISKEY."
THE ROBOT BRINGS THE DRINK AND ASKS, "WHAT'S YOUR IQ?"
THIS TIME THE MAN ANSWERS, "50."
THE ROBOT LEANS IN REAL CLOSE AND SLOWLY ASKS, "SO, ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL UNHAPPY THAT HILLARY LOST?
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
That’s a pretty lame robot that can’t recognize the same guy after multiple visits, just sayin’.
Well, clearly it wasn't "Eye, Robot".That’s a pretty lame robot that can’t recognize the same guy after multiple visits, just sayin’.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I literally laughed out loud. What the hell has this place done to me...
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the woods?
Did you hear about the cannibal that was eating so fast he threw up his hands?
What if he's up in a tree?
Leif
What if he's in a pile of leaves?
Russel
How about when he flies over the fence?
Homer.
Don't forget nailed to a wall; then he's Art.
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
Waterskiing = Skip
Last edited by Trigger; 05-05-2019 at 10:37 AM.
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