In two years, Hillary and Donald meet in a bar:
Hillary - so back to the Apprentice?
Donald - Yep, hear you are doing Dancing with the Stars, should be huge.
Hillary - well, if I throw my back out Medicare for All will pay for it.
Donald - At least, I won't have to pay for the grandkids' college.
Hillary - Amen to that.
Donald - Pence is saying Amen quite a lot. Won't come out of his room.
Bartender - more Chardonnay. Thought you didn't drink, Donald.
Well, there is always a first time. Didn't think I would be president either.