My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.
I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
In Britain we call it a "lift" but Americans call it an "elevator".
I guess we're just raised differently.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
I called the tinnitus helpline…
It just kept ringing.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
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There's nothing civil about this war.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
My kids went to a corn maze yesterday. The 10 year old, in the maze, tells his buddies, "I guess we're in cornantine."
I'm so proud.
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts, And men have lost their reason.
We gotta get out of this wheat field Mabel, we’re going against the grain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
This one probably won’t win me any friends. Unless your anti-Earnhardt…
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of Dale Earnhardt as the lead singer of Pink Floyd. Seems fitting since both of their final hits were the wall.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
So this gorilla dies at a zoo. But it's a small zoo, and he's their second biggest attraction besides the lion.
They tell a worker, we'll give you $500 a week to wear a gorilla costume and act like a gorilla all day.
After about a month, they say this isn't working. We want you to climb out of the gorilla cage and swing around over the lion.
So the guy tries it, but falls from the vines down into the lion pit.
"Help! Help! Get me out of here!" says the poor guy.
The lion pounces on him and says, "Shut the hell up or you're gonna get us both fired."
How was it learned that you can't squeeze blood from a turnip? vegitarian vampire.
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