That joke was kind of nebulous.Originally Posted by 5pins
That joke was kind of nebulous.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I hope when they start investigating Hillary Clinton one of her supporters comes out and says “it’s just a witch hunt”. Then I will say “why yes, yes it is”.
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
TGIF.
Crumpled Money:
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband,in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, "Check the garage."
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
These are not stellar puns.
Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.
How 'bout quasi-stellar? Would you object?
There's nothing civil about this war.
BBI, I thought you were going to ban him.
Et tu, Brute?
There's nothing civil about this war.
Crap, I thought I was sending a PM.
Post Mortem by the sound of it.Crap, I thought I was sending a PM.
There's nothing civil about this war.
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