161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
i used to wannabe
1. ninjas
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST
3. hybrid holsters
4. revolvers
5. touching any gun not your EDC
6. 1911's in 9mm
7. Cargo pants
8. Making Lists
9. Anything EoTech
10. USPSA/IDPA
11. Not dry firing.
12. Training scars from dry firing.
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.
14. carrying a .380
15. Not carrying extra mags
16. "Condition Yellow"
17. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.
18. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.
19. Printing
20. Carrying a knife
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/
22. Muscle memory
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"
24. having a favorite weapon
25. not owing an AR
26. Being on the wrong streets...
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.
28. DA/SA pistols
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)
30. Chuck Norris
31. Not having a beard
32. SouthNarc's junk
33. Carrying a Glock
34. Not Carrying a Glock
35. Carrying a 1911
36. Not Carrying a 1911
37. NPEs
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White
41. Not staying in your lane
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....
43. Texting while driving
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.
45. PX4's
46. Not having a PX4
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).
51. Being a Gamer
52. Fogged up RMR.
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget
56. press checking
57. not press checking
58. slingshotting the slide
59. using the slide stop lever
60. not slingshotting the slide
61. not using the slide stop lever
62. overhand release when you should use the lever
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand
64. point shooting
65. sighted fire
66. target focus
67. taking your eyes off the threat
68. wearing 5.11
69. not wearing TAD
70. How has temple index not come up yet?
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.
72 Not watching for traffic
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up
76. Being an NRA member
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights and having to 'prove your innocence to regain them
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.
82. Krav maga
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two
84. Being a Vegan
85. Not being a Vegan
86. Gluten
87. Beard oil
88. Wearing a fanny pack
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.
93. Rattlesnakes.*
94. Demilitarization of the police
95. Using Fireclean lube
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.
97. biscuit
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan
99. M&P 9's
100. appendix carry
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc
103. Leaving the EU
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.
106. Weaver stance
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan
112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight
117. Drinking more beer than water
118. Smoking
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....
120. Having a NAA revolver.
121. Wearing a cheap watch.
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.
126. Writing an honest AAR about certain instructors.
127. Not wearing clean underwear. Your mother will be so disappointed.
128. Racking your shotgun to announce where you are to your home invaders (who are ninjas)
129. Weapon-Mounted Lights
130. Neck Index - Because if the light is near your head you will die, but if you move it two feet away you are a deadly invisible ninja.
131. Laser sights
132. Carrying in Condition Three
133. Open Carry
134. Off-body carry
135. Doing cardio instead of lifting weight a few times a week.
136. Deviating from milspec
137. Gecko 45
138. Buying ARs made by the lowest bidder
139. The Chart
140. Running an AR without a piston
141. It's my thinking that if the first snap shot misses, that's a warning shot, and if the second only wounds it's a chance for the assailant to throw
down his weapon and give up. If that double tap doesn't resolve the issue the third and sighted shot should.
142. When you draw your roscoe in class, throw it down range. Then announce: OH - I threw my roscoe down range.
143. Classes where the instructor throws a student's roscoe downrange.
144. Classes where the instructor doesn't proof test your roscoe by throwing it down range.
145. Dropping your roscoe and instead of trying to play it cool and say you threw it down range, you try to catch it and shoot yourself.
146. Calling your gat a roscoe
147. A "Carry Rotation"
148. Calling your gat a roscoe when it's really a heater.
149. not making an effort to keep the rain from ruining the rhubarb.
150. Getting hit by a bus.
151. The Midlength Gas System in an AR-15.
152. Advantageous Engineering Mythology.
153. Wearing a TRUMP t-shirt at a BLM rally.
154. Wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt at a Dem rally... ok, maybe that won't get you killed, but you will get some hard looks and might even be spat upon by passive-aggressive types.
155. NOT being in condition yellow mode(at the least) all the time= living in your own word and not being aware of your surroundings
156.open carry while not in condition yellow @ Walmart
157. Jennifer Lee Barringer
158. That free XD from America's Millionaire Patriot
157. Arguing that it's a good idea to carry a black powder revolver in today's world as they are more reliable than semi-autos. Really saw that argued.
158. mullet ratio
159: not trigger resetting properly
160. Being in a stupid place, at a stupid time, with stupid people, doing stupid stuff.
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
163. Turning your life around.
164. Not doin' nuthin'.
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Serpa Holsters
1. ninjas
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST
3. hybrid holsters
4. revolvers
5. touching any gun not your EDC
6. 1911's in 9mm
7. Cargo pants
8. Making Lists
9. Anything EoTech
10. USPSA/IDPA
11. Not dry firing.
12. Training scars from dry firing.
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.
14. carrying a .380
15. Not carrying extra mags
16. "Condition Yellow"
17. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.
18. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.
19. Printing
20. Carrying a knife
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/
22. Muscle memory
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"
24. having a favorite weapon
25. not owing an AR
26. Being on the wrong streets...
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.
28. DA/SA pistols
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)
30. Chuck Norris
31. Not having a beard
32. SouthNarc's junk
33. Carrying a Glock
34. Not Carrying a Glock
35. Carrying a 1911
36. Not Carrying a 1911
37. NPEs
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White
41. Not staying in your lane
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....
43. Texting while driving
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.
45. PX4's
46. Not having a PX4
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).
51. Being a Gamer
52. Fogged up RMR.
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget
56. press checking
57. not press checking
58. slingshotting the slide
59. using the slide stop lever
60. not slingshotting the slide
61. not using the slide stop lever
62. overhand release when you should use the lever
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand
64. point shooting
65. sighted fire
66. target focus
67. taking your eyes off the threat
68. wearing 5.11
69. not wearing TAD
70. How has temple index not come up yet?
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.
72 Not watching for traffic
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up
76. Being an NRA member
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights and having to 'prove your innocence to regain them
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.
82. Krav maga
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two
84. Being a Vegan
85. Not being a Vegan
86. Gluten
87. Beard oil
88. Wearing a fanny pack
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.
93. Rattlesnakes.*
94. Demilitarization of the police
95. Using Fireclean lube
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.
97. biscuit
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan
99. M&P 9's
100. appendix carry
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc
103. Leaving the EU
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.
106. Weaver stance
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan
112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight
117. Drinking more beer than water
118. Smoking
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....
120. Having a NAA revolver.
121. Wearing a cheap watch.
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.
126. Writing an honest AAR about certain instructors.
127. Not wearing clean underwear. Your mother will be so disappointed.
128. Racking your shotgun to announce where you are to your home invaders (who are ninjas)
129. Weapon-Mounted Lights
130. Neck Index - Because if the light is near your head you will die, but if you move it two feet away you are a deadly invisible ninja.
131. Laser sights
132. Carrying in Condition Three
133. Open Carry
134. Off-body carry
135. Doing cardio instead of lifting weight a few times a week.
136. Deviating from milspec
137. Gecko 45
138. Buying ARs made by the lowest bidder
139. The Chart
140. Running an AR without a piston
141. It's my thinking that if the first snap shot misses, that's a warning shot, and if the second only wounds it's a chance for the assailant to throw
down his weapon and give up. If that double tap doesn't resolve the issue the third and sighted shot should.
142. When you draw your roscoe in class, throw it down range. Then announce: OH - I threw my roscoe down range.
143. Classes where the instructor throws a student's roscoe downrange.
144. Classes where the instructor doesn't proof test your roscoe by throwing it down range.
145. Dropping your roscoe and instead of trying to play it cool and say you threw it down range, you try to catch it and shoot yourself.
146. Calling your gat a roscoe
147. A "Carry Rotation"
148. Calling your gat a roscoe when it's really a heater.
149. not making an effort to keep the rain from ruining the rhubarb.
150. Getting hit by a bus.
151. The Midlength Gas System in an AR-15.
152. Advantageous Engineering Mythology.
153. Wearing a TRUMP t-shirt at a BLM rally.
154. Wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt at a Dem rally... ok, maybe that won't get you killed, but you will get some hard looks and might even be spat upon by passive-aggressive types.
155. NOT being in condition yellow mode(at the least) all the time= living in your own word and not being aware of your surroundings
156.open carry while not in condition yellow @ Walmart
157. Jennifer Lee Barringer
158. That free XD from America's Millionaire Patriot
157. Arguing that it's a good idea to carry a black powder revolver in today's world as they are more reliable than semi-autos. Really saw that argued.
158. mullet ratio
159: not trigger resetting properly
160. Being in a stupid place, at a stupid time, with stupid people, doing stupid stuff.
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
163. Turning your life around.
164. Not doin' nuthin'.
165. Being on a street.
1. ninjas
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST
3. hybrid holsters
4. revolvers
5. touching any gun not your EDC
6. 1911's in 9mm
7. Cargo pants
8. Making Lists
9. Anything EoTech
10. USPSA/IDPA
11. Not dry firing.
12. Training scars from dry firing.
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.
14. carrying a .380
15. Not carrying extra mags
16. "Condition Yellow"
17. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.
18. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.
19. Printing
20. Carrying a knife
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/
22. Muscle memory
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"
24. having a favorite weapon
25. not owing an AR
26. Being on the wrong streets...
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.
28. DA/SA pistols
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)
30. Chuck Norris
31. Not having a beard
32. SouthNarc's junk
33. Carrying a Glock
34. Not Carrying a Glock
35. Carrying a 1911
36. Not Carrying a 1911
37. NPEs
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White
41. Not staying in your lane
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....
43. Texting while driving
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.
45. PX4's
46. Not having a PX4
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).
51. Being a Gamer
52. Fogged up RMR.
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget
56. press checking
57. not press checking
58. slingshotting the slide
59. using the slide stop lever
60. not slingshotting the slide
61. not using the slide stop lever
62. overhand release when you should use the lever
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand
64. point shooting
65. sighted fire
66. target focus
67. taking your eyes off the threat
68. wearing 5.11
69. not wearing TAD
70. How has temple index not come up yet?
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.
72 Not watching for traffic
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up
76. Being an NRA member
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights and having to 'prove your innocence to regain them
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.
82. Krav maga
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two
84. Being a Vegan
85. Not being a Vegan
86. Gluten
87. Beard oil
88. Wearing a fanny pack
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.
93. Rattlesnakes.*
94. Demilitarization of the police
95. Using Fireclean lube
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.
97. biscuit
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan
99. M&P 9's
100. appendix carry
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc
103. Leaving the EU
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.
106. Weaver stance
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan
112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight
117. Drinking more beer than water
118. Smoking
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....
120. Having a NAA revolver.
121. Wearing a cheap watch.
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.
126. Writing an honest AAR about certain instructors.
127. Not wearing clean underwear. Your mother will be so disappointed.
128. Racking your shotgun to announce where you are to your home invaders (who are ninjas)
129. Weapon-Mounted Lights
130. Neck Index - Because if the light is near your head you will die, but if you move it two feet away you are a deadly invisible ninja.
131. Laser sights
132. Carrying in Condition Three
133. Open Carry
134. Off-body carry
135. Doing cardio instead of lifting weight a few times a week.
136. Deviating from milspec
137. Gecko 45
138. Buying ARs made by the lowest bidder
139. The Chart
140. Running an AR without a piston
141. It's my thinking that if the first snap shot misses, that's a warning shot, and if the second only wounds it's a chance for the assailant to throw
down his weapon and give up. If that double tap doesn't resolve the issue the third and sighted shot should.
142. When you draw your roscoe in class, throw it down range. Then announce: OH - I threw my roscoe down range.
143. Classes where the instructor throws a student's roscoe downrange.
144. Classes where the instructor doesn't proof test your roscoe by throwing it down range.
145. Dropping your roscoe and instead of trying to play it cool and say you threw it down range, you try to catch it and shoot yourself.
146. Calling your gat a roscoe
147. A "Carry Rotation"
148. Calling your gat a roscoe when it's really a heater.
149. not making an effort to keep the rain from ruining the rhubarb.
150. Getting hit by a bus.
151. The Midlength Gas System in an AR-15.
152. Advantageous Engineering Mythology.
153. Wearing a TRUMP t-shirt at a BLM rally.
154. Wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt at a Dem rally... ok, maybe that won't get you killed, but you will get some hard looks and might even be spat upon by passive-aggressive types.
155. NOT being in condition yellow mode(at the least) all the time= living in your own word and not being aware of your surroundings
156.open carry while not in condition yellow @ Walmart
157. Jennifer Lee Barringer
158. That free XD from America's Millionaire Patriot
157. Arguing that it's a good idea to carry a black powder revolver in today's world as they are more reliable than semi-autos. Really saw that argued.
158. mullet ratio
159: not trigger resetting properly
160. Being in a stupid place, at a stupid time, with stupid people, doing stupid stuff.
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
163. Turning your life around.
164. Not doin' nuthin'.
165. Being on a street.
166. Playing with your toy truck in the street
167. Trying to convince someone not to play in the street with their truck
1. ninjas
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST
3. hybrid holsters
4. revolvers
5. touching any gun not your EDC
6. 1911's in 9mm
7. Cargo pants
8. Making Lists
9. Anything EoTech
10. USPSA/IDPA
11. Not dry firing.
12. Training scars from dry firing.
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.
14. carrying a .380
15. Not carrying extra mags
16. "Condition Yellow"
17. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.
18. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.
19. Printing
20. Carrying a knife
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/
22. Muscle memory
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"
24. having a favorite weapon
25. not owing an AR
26. Being on the wrong streets...
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.
28. DA/SA pistols
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)
30. Chuck Norris
31. Not having a beard
32. SouthNarc's junk
33. Carrying a Glock
34. Not Carrying a Glock
35. Carrying a 1911
36. Not Carrying a 1911
37. NPEs
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White
41. Not staying in your lane
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....
43. Texting while driving
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.
45. PX4's
46. Not having a PX4
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).
51. Being a Gamer
52. Fogged up RMR.
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget
56. press checking
57. not press checking
58. slingshotting the slide
59. using the slide stop lever
60. not slingshotting the slide
61. not using the slide stop lever
62. overhand release when you should use the lever
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand
64. point shooting
65. sighted fire
66. target focus
67. taking your eyes off the threat
68. wearing 5.11
69. not wearing TAD
70. How has temple index not come up yet?
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.
72 Not watching for traffic
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up
76. Being an NRA member
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights and having to 'prove your innocence to regain them
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.
82. Krav maga
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two
84. Being a Vegan
85. Not being a Vegan
86. Gluten
87. Beard oil
88. Wearing a fanny pack
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.
93. Rattlesnakes.*
94. Demilitarization of the police
95. Using Fireclean lube
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.
97. biscuit
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan
99. M&P 9's
100. appendix carry
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc
103. Leaving the EU
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.
106. Weaver stance
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan
112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight
117. Drinking more beer than water
118. Smoking
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....
120. Having a NAA revolver.
121. Wearing a cheap watch.
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.
126. Writing an honest AAR about certain instructors.
127. Not wearing clean underwear. Your mother will be so disappointed.
128. Racking your shotgun to announce where you are to your home invaders (who are ninjas)
129. Weapon-Mounted Lights
130. Neck Index - Because if the light is near your head you will die, but if you move it two feet away you are a deadly invisible ninja.
131. Laser sights
132. Carrying in Condition Three
133. Open Carry
134. Off-body carry
135. Doing cardio instead of lifting weight a few times a week.
136. Deviating from milspec
137. Gecko 45
138. Buying ARs made by the lowest bidder
139. The Chart
140. Running an AR without a piston
141. It's my thinking that if the first snap shot misses, that's a warning shot, and if the second only wounds it's a chance for the assailant to throw
down his weapon and give up. If that double tap doesn't resolve the issue the third and sighted shot should.
142. When you draw your roscoe in class, throw it down range. Then announce: OH - I threw my roscoe down range.
143. Classes where the instructor throws a student's roscoe downrange.
144. Classes where the instructor doesn't proof test your roscoe by throwing it down range.
145. Dropping your roscoe and instead of trying to play it cool and say you threw it down range, you try to catch it and shoot yourself.
146. Calling your gat a roscoe
147. A "Carry Rotation"
148. Calling your gat a roscoe when it's really a heater.
149. not making an effort to keep the rain from ruining the rhubarb.
150. Getting hit by a bus.
151. The Midlength Gas System in an AR-15.
152. Advantageous Engineering Mythology.
153. Wearing a TRUMP t-shirt at a BLM rally.
154. Wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt at a Dem rally... ok, maybe that won't get you killed, but you will get some hard looks and might even be spat upon by passive-aggressive types.
155. NOT being in condition yellow mode(at the least) all the time= living in your own word and not being aware of your surroundings
156.open carry while not in condition yellow @ Walmart
157. Jennifer Lee Barringer
158. That free XD from America's Millionaire Patriot
157. Arguing that it's a good idea to carry a black powder revolver in today's world as they are more reliable than semi-autos. Really saw that argued.
158. mullet ratio
159: not trigger resetting properly
160. Being in a stupid place, at a stupid time, with stupid people, doing stupid stuff.
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.
163. Turning your life around.
164. Not doin' nuthin'.
165. Being on a street.
166. Playing with your toy truck in the street
167. Trying to convince someone not to play in the street with their truck
168. Clearly, we need a bump for Cherriesgunjitsu, or whatev that was...
1. ninjas<br />
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST<br />
3. hybrid holsters<br />
4. revolvers<br />
5. touching any gun not your EDC<br />
6. 1911's in 9mm<br />
7. Cargo pants<br />
8. Making Lists<br />
9. Anything EoTech<br />
10. USPSA/IDPA<br />
11. Not dry firing.<br />
12. Training scars from dry firing.<br />
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.<br />
14. carrying a .380<br />
15. Not carrying extra mags<br />
16. "Condition Yellow"<br />
17. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.<br />
18. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.<br />
19. Printing<br />
20. Carrying a knife<br />
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/<br />
22. Muscle memory<br />
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"<br />
24. having a favorite weapon<br />
25. not owing an AR<br />
26. Being on the wrong streets...<br />
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.<br />
28. DA/SA pistols<br />
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)<br />
30. Chuck Norris<br />
31. Not having a beard<br />
32. SouthNarc's junk<br />
33. Carrying a Glock<br />
34. Not Carrying a Glock<br />
35. Carrying a 1911<br />
36. Not Carrying a 1911<br />
37. NPEs<br />
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering<br />
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest<br />
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White<br />
41. Not staying in your lane<br />
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....<br />
43. Texting while driving<br />
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.<br />
45. PX4's<br />
46. Not having a PX4<br />
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.<br />
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.<br />
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.<br />
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).<br />
51. Being a Gamer<br />
52. Fogged up RMR.<br />
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun<br />
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun<br />
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget<br />
56. press checking<br />
57. not press checking<br />
58. slingshotting the slide<br />
59. using the slide stop lever<br />
60. not slingshotting the slide<br />
61. not using the slide stop lever<br />
62. overhand release when you should use the lever<br />
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand<br />
64. point shooting<br />
65. sighted fire<br />
66. target focus<br />
67. taking your eyes off the threat<br />
68. wearing 5.11<br />
69. not wearing TAD<br />
70. How has temple index not come up yet?<br />
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.<br />
72 Not watching for traffic<br />
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear<br />
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.<br />
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up<br />
76. Being an NRA member<br />
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights and having to 'prove your innocence to regain them<br />
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.<br />
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.<br />
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"<br />
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.<br />
82. Krav maga<br />
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two<br />
84. Being a Vegan<br />
85. Not being a Vegan<br />
86. Gluten<br />
87. Beard oil<br />
88. Wearing a fanny pack<br />
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash<br />
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.<br />
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case<br />
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.<br />
93. Rattlesnakes.*<br />
94. Demilitarization of the police<br />
95. Using Fireclean lube<br />
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.<br />
97. biscuit<br />
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan<br />
99. M&P 9's<br />
100. appendix carry<br />
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire<br />
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc<br />
103. Leaving the EU<br />
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"<br />
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.<br />
106. Weaver stance<br />
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*<br />
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy<br />
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.<br />
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.<br />
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan<br />
112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week<br />
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer<br />
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work<br />
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight<br />
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight<br />
117. Drinking more beer than water<br />
118. Smoking<br />
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....<br />
120. Having a NAA revolver.<br />
121. Wearing a cheap watch.<br />
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.<br />
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.<br />
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.<br />
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.<br />
126. Writing an honest AAR about certain instructors.<br />
127. Not wearing clean underwear. Your mother will be so disappointed.<br />
128. Racking your shotgun to announce where you are to your home invaders (who are ninjas)<br />
129. Weapon-Mounted Lights<br />
130. Neck Index - Because if the light is near your head you will die, but if you move it two feet away you are a deadly invisible ninja.<br />
131. Laser sights<br />
132. Carrying in Condition Three<br />
133. Open Carry<br />
134. Off-body carry<br />
135. Doing cardio instead of lifting weight a few times a week.<br />
136. Deviating from milspec<br />
137. Gecko 45<br />
138. Buying ARs made by the lowest bidder<br />
139. The Chart<br />
140. Running an AR without a piston<br />
141. It's my thinking that if the first snap shot misses, that's a warning shot, and if the second only wounds it's a chance for the assailant to throw<br />
down his weapon and give up. If that double tap doesn't resolve the issue the third and sighted shot should.<br />
142. When you draw your roscoe in class, throw it down range. Then announce: OH - I threw my roscoe down range.<br />
143. Classes where the instructor throws a student's roscoe downrange.<br />
144. Classes where the instructor doesn't proof test your roscoe by throwing it down range.<br />
145. Dropping your roscoe and instead of trying to play it cool and say you threw it down range, you try to catch it and shoot yourself.<br />
146. Calling your gat a roscoe<br />
147. A "Carry Rotation"<br />
148. Calling your gat a roscoe when it's really a heater.<br />
149. not making an effort to keep the rain from ruining the rhubarb.<br />
150. Getting hit by a bus.<br />
151. The Midlength Gas System in an AR-15.<br />
152. Advantageous Engineering Mythology.<br />
153. Wearing a TRUMP t-shirt at a BLM rally.<br />
154. Wearing a "Hillary For Prison" t-shirt at a Dem rally... ok, maybe that won't get you killed, but you will get some hard looks and might even be spat upon by passive-aggressive types.<br />
155. NOT being in condition yellow mode(at the least) all the time= living in your own word and not being aware of your surroundings<br />
156.open carry while not in condition yellow @ Walmart<br />
157. Jennifer Lee Barringer<br />
158. That free XD from America's Millionaire Patriot<br />
157. Arguing that it's a good idea to carry a black powder revolver in today's world as they are more reliable than semi-autos. Really saw that argued.<br />
158. mullet ratio<br />
159: not trigger resetting properly<br />
160. Being in a stupid place, at a stupid time, with stupid people, doing stupid stuff.<br />
161. Using the front of the slide for your manipulations.<br />
162. Having cocking serrations on the front of your pistola.<br />
163. Turning your life around.<br />
164. Not doin' nuthin'.<br />
165. Being on a street.<br />
166. Playing with your toy truck in the street
167. Trying to convince someone not to play in the street with their truck
168. Clearly, we need a bump for Cherriesgunjitsu, or whatev that was...
169. Having your shotgun cruiser ready.
170. Having an eotech on a fighting rifle.
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