1. ninjas
2. not having a sub 5.0 FAST
3. hybrid holsters
4. revolvers
5. touching any gun not your EDC
6. 1911's in 9mm
7. Cargo pants
8. Making Lists
9. Anything EoTech
10. USPSA/IDPA
11. Not dry firing.
12. Training scars from dry firing.
13. Not doing a 360 scan & access.
15. carrying a .380
16. Not carrying extra mags
17. "Condition Yellow"
18. Not exercising enough situational awareness to avoid wandering into a sharknado.
19. Not being a boss as pfuk sheep llama.
20. Printing
20. Carrying a knife
21. http://www.glocktalk.com/forum/
22. Muscle memory
23. "Fine vs Gross Motor Skills"
24. having a favorite weapon
25. not owing an AR
26. Being on the wrong streets...
27. Carrying a Jennings .22 in a McDonalds bag.
28. DA/SA pistols
29. NSIA... (Not Speaking In Acronyms)
30. Chuck Norris
31. Not having a beard
32. SouthNarc's junk
33. Carrying a Glock
34. Not Carrying a Glock
35. Carrying a 1911
36. Not Carrying a 1911
37. NPEs
38. Breaking your "master grip" to engage a gadget upon holstering
39. Wearing your IDPA Concealment / Fishing Vest
40. Messing with the KOAJC (King of all Junk Carry), a.k.a. Mr. White
41. Not staying in your lane
42. Using holsters in more than one position. AIWB and Strong side IWB. Dead on da street....
43. Texting while driving
44. Pistol calibers that don't start with a "4"...appropriate for item #44 on the list.
45. PX4's
46. Not having a PX4
47. Having fiber optic sights on a serious use pistol.
48. Engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
49. Not engaging the safety when breaking from the sights.
50. Fighting like you train (except you don't train).
51. Being a Gamer
52. Fogged up RMR.
53. Using a Gadget on a carry gun
54. Not using a Gadget on a carry gun
55. Taunting Tom about the Gadget
56. press checking
57. not press checking
58. slingshotting the slide
59. using the slide stop lever
60. not slingshotting the slide
61. not using the slide stop lever
62. overhand release when you should use the lever
63. using the lever when you should use an overhand
64. point shooting
65. sighted fire
66. target focus
67. taking your eyes off the threat
68. wearing 5.11
69. not wearing TAD
70. How has temple index not come up yet?
71. Wearing really fancy glamour boy boots.
72 Not watching for traffic
73. Not owning a USP to launch .45 Super into the faces of bear
74. Wearing any firearm related shirt/tshirt/sweatshirt/hat.
75. Believing dumb rumors about PX4s locking up
76. Being an NRA member
77. Being put on a secret government 'watch list', denied your 2A rights nad having to 'prove your innocence to regain them
78. Not having BUIS on your carbine.
79. Having the wrong handguards on your AR.
80. "Slow is smooth, smooth is fast"
81. Carrying a single stack 9mm.
82. Krav maga
83. Not carrying a BUG...or two
84. Being a Vegan
85. Not being a Vegan
86. Gluten
87. Beard oil
88. Wearing a fanny pack
89. Forgetting your CCW badge + sash
90. Israeli carrying or not Israeli carrying.
91. Thinking the average of three shots always happens, so you only carry 4 rounds just in case
92. You only gear up in bad areas and not nice areas because fights in nice areas are always nice.
93. Rattlesnakes.*
94. Demilitarization of the police
95. Using Fireclean lube
96. Greasing the pan with Fireclean before you make biscuits.
97. biscuit
98. Not having A10s on freq for CAS, because some Pentagon dumbass parked 'em all at Davis-Monthan
99. M&P 9's
100. appendix carry
101. not "spreading out your shots" when shooting at a static target, while standing still, under ideal lighting conditions, without return fire
102. Not staggering your mags FMJ/HP/FMJ/HP/etc
103. Leaving the EU
104. Those stupid "Dry Fire cards"
105. Driving a truck anywhere near a Tactical Response instructor.
106. Weaver stance
107. Wearing your USPSA shirt or IDPA vest to your daughter's wedding or a bar mitzvah*
108. Hitching a ride with Ted Kennedy
109. Shooting USPSA in a vest.
110. Involving yourself in situations you have no business involving yourself in because you think your CHP/OC/last weekend's training class makes you a member of LE.
111. Ticking off General Nguyen Loan
[B]112. Not doing Cardio a few times a week
113. Sitting on your ass, on the couch, eating bon-bons and drinking beer
114. Not training BJJ/Striking/Wrestling/Blade Work
115. Carrying a knife to a gunfight
116. Carrying a gun to a knifefight
117. Drinking more beer than water
118. Smoking
119. Not having a flashlight, edged weapon, striking weapon, tourniquet, clotting agent, dressing and bandages, 2 reloads and a phone on your person at all times. And a BUG, plus a NAA revolver....
120. Having a NAA revolver.
121. Wearing a cheap watch.
122. Weighing more than your supply of practice ammo.
123. Not being fluent in the deadly art of Quick Kill point shooting.
124. Not being able to successfully pull off the Inquartata.
125. Not wearing a bicycle helmet like a retard while muzzling yourself reholstering.
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Originally Posted by Drang
