I don't think I'll make a permanent record of youthful indiscretions in various arenas.
They covered most of the usual venues...or as my branch chief would opine...women, guns and g-rides...(did I mention flexicuffs?, how about an ATF agent having to pay off a local sergeant when they were called to respond following a couple floozies stealing money off the bar of the local watering hole?)
Too many tales to mention. Most all of 'em with happy endings and nobody going to jail or losing their jobs.