I cruise this forum while listening to jail calls sometimes, as it helps pass the time. Every now and then you get a real nugget from a jail call.
Inmate: "Momma...pray for me. And get me a lawyer. And have the lawyer pray for me."
I cruise this forum while listening to jail calls sometimes, as it helps pass the time. Every now and then you get a real nugget from a jail call.
Inmate: "Momma...pray for me. And get me a lawyer. And have the lawyer pray for me."
Inmate to wife: "that thing... You know, that thing in the bed room, you need to get rid of it"
Wife: "what the hell are you talking about"
Inmate: " that THING"
Wife: "what THING?"
Inmate: "you know... That thing in the nightstand... The (whisper) thing you're scared of"
Wife: "oh the GUN...why? did you shoot that guy with it?"
I just want to thank inmates for being so stupid as to ignore the big sign on the wall by the phone that says "all calls are monitored". Dumbasses.
“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.” - Shane
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