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    Quote Originally Posted by UnoZero View Post
    I’ve been bit by a mule, attacked by a rooster, and butted by a goat.

    I currently own none of those.
    I've been attacked by a rooster and butted to the ground by a big-ass ram. I made it quite clear to both of them afterwards that there were better options for getting their fun than by attacking me.

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    In Elmer Keith's autobiography he mentions having an ornery rooster on his farm. One day he went to shoo it out of the way with his foot and it buried both of it's spurs in his ankle through his boot. He yanked his revolver and shot the rooster dead, limped back in the house and told his wife they were having chicken for dinner.
    Quote Originally Posted by MattyD380 View Post
    Because buying cool, interesting guns I don't need isn't a decision... it's a lifestyle...

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    Does anyone remember The Invaders from the 60s? It all makes sense now...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MattyD380 View Post
    Because buying cool, interesting guns I don't need isn't a decision... it's a lifestyle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigghoss View Post
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    I thought that's what you got *after* eating there.

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    "Sapiens dicit: 'Ignoscere divinum est, sed noli pretium plenum pro pizza sero allata solvere.'" - Michelangelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbkr View Post
    I thought that's what you got *after* eating there.

    Chris
    Butt it will cost you 3 dollars.

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    Last edited by Grey; 02-19-2019 at 09:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigguy View Post
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    Why are they thought bubbles? Are they telepathic?
    "Sapiens dicit: 'Ignoscere divinum est, sed noli pretium plenum pro pizza sero allata solvere.'" - Michelangelo

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