I know. But you still didn't explain why you're buying typewriter ribbons.
It's all good though. In a few months my truck will be old enough to run for president, I don't get about half the pop-culture references I see on Instagram these days, I barely know how to use my computer and phone, and I get excited about buying tools. And these damn kids won't stay off my lawn!!!
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776