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    Love it.

    Immediately forwarded it to several other oddballs with peculiar senses of humor.
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    And while the sun and moon endure, Luck's a chance, but trouble's sure,
    I'd face it as a wise man would, And train for ill and not for good." -- A.E. Housman

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    If the guy's looking for rescue, he's fucked. I don't do bears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    ^^Nearly unbearable.
    Trouble's a-bruin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    If the guy's looking for rescue, he's fucked. I don't do bears.
    I don't do them either, I prefer to shoot them. But hey, whatever stops it from eating me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigghoss View Post
    I don't do them either, I prefer to shoot them. But hey, whatever stops it from eating me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BehindBlueI's View Post
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    Beware: Brown Bear Armed With Two Guns On The Loose In Siberian Region

    The Siberian Times
    24 November 2017

    Wild beast steals weapons from frightened hunter before vanishing into the remote taiga.

    The brown bear brazenly walked into a remote forest cabin, and helped itself to the man's bag plus two guns, say police.

    The animal turned the tables on the 57 year old hunter when he went to a nearby river to get water deep in Irkutsk region.

    'On November 16 he was hunting miles away from the nearest village and decided to stay at a forest cabin,' said a statement from the local interior ministry.

    'He left his belongings in the cabin and went to get some water. On his return, he heard some suspicious sounds and spotted a bear.

    To avoid an encounter with the animal, the hunter scurried off into the woods where he hid for several hours.'

    When he returned to the remote cabin, his bag and two guns were missing.

    The hunter went to look for his weapons in the taiga for several days but returned empty-handed.

    This then prompted him to contact the police.

    The beast is in possession of a Vepr carbine and IZH shotgun, pictured here, according to police.

    Crime scene pictures show the bear left its tooth marks on a bucket and scratched some logs.

    It is unclear if the man was hunting bears but the season is still open until 30 November.

    By now, many bears are hibernating for the winter.

    Other animals that can be hunted in Irkutsk region are moose, deer, boar, ducks, hare, fox, wolf, sable, and mink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCG View Post
    The beast is in possession of a Vepr carbine and IZH shotgun, pictured here, according to police.
    Them's bear arms now. I guess he can keep 'em.

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