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    Wood burnin' Curmudgeon CSW's Avatar
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    "... And miles to go before I sleep".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccmdfd View Post
    Always heard that duct tape, super glue, and zip ties could solve any problem.

    Yet, upon further reflection, don't feel like any of them would be appropriate in this circumstance.
    non-sticky side for initial clean up.
    sticky side to... get the recalcitrant bits.
    Rules to live by: 1. Eat meat, 2. Shoot guns, 3. Fire, 4. Gasoline, 5. Make juniors
    TDA: Learn it. Live it. Love it.... Read these: People Management Triggers 1, 2, 3
    If anyone sees a broken image of mine, please PM me.

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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSW View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ccmdfd View Post
    Always heard that duct tape, super glue, and zip ties could solve any problem.

    Yet, upon further reflection, don't feel like any of them would be appropriate in this circumstance.
    Or it’s the ultimate way to get out of the age old challenge of “If you don’t (fill in the blank with something stupid that’s probably illegal and requires alcohol), you don’t have a hair on your ass!”

    “Well, actually I don’t anymore…”
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

    Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?

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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Looking in my underwear .... "Uh, I know what dingle berries are, but what's butt dust?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigguy View Post
    "Uh, I know what dingle berries are, but what's butt dust?"
    Clingons that get vaporized by the starship Enterprise?

    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    Read a study that were was a lot of hanky panky in the old age home. For some reason, the staff was offended finding them in the closet or in the bushes on the grounds. Some places were dosing the morning oatmeal with Valium.

    In the retirement communities, there was problem with geezers going to Vegas or overseas, and then spreading STDs to these high school sweeties.

    Last, before the age of swiping and online hookups, in the home with more women than men, a standard ploy was a knock on widowed, Grandpop's door: Hi, It's Ruth - I've baked a pound cake. Would like a slice?

    OMG - the things people study.

    When we were first married, we went to visit my folks in their over 55 development. My wife, who looked as my daughter describe it as hot, wore her bikini to the pool. She was surrounded by slicked down grey haired lotharios - if they had hair. She was horrified and fled back to the apartment. My daughter used to embarrass her mom by showing a bikini picture to her friends and getting the hotness comments and telling her. No copies of the picture exist anymore due to the thought police. This was film days - no cloud.
    Cloud Yeller of the Boomer Age

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSW View Post
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    OTOH at age almost 70, I'm not the catch I was in high school. I don't remember, but apparently I lost a fight with an Indian, the ponytail is gone and all that remains is bare scalp, I also must have stumbled on the curb someplace and fallen, crushing all the bottles in my six-pack.
    Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....

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