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Thread: Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

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    Quote Originally Posted by okie john View Post
    Yeah, don't waste time and energy pushing the friend down. Just use your speed advantage to make distance between you and them and let the bear take care of the rest!

    When I was a kid my parents took me to Grandfather Mountain one time and the park ranger there was talking about the different types of bears and how it could be difficult to differentiate between a brown bear and a black bear based upon their color alone.

    So how do you tell the difference? Well if you run away and the bear chases you, and you climb up a tree and then the bear climbs up the tree after you, grabs you and pulls you down and then eats you, it's a black bear. If when you climb the tree the bear stops at the bottom, starts putting its shoulder to the tree, eventually knocking the tree down and then finds you and eats you, it's a brown bear.

    So apparently bear humor goes back aways with the Park Service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by okie john View Post
    What’s funnier is this insider “article” that I can’t quite decide if they get the joke and are really running with it or if their AI ghostwriter was just unaware how humor works:

    https://www.insider.com/dont-push-sl...ice-2023-3?amp


    My fave part is this beautifully misleading statistic:
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    What they mean is that the odds of you being a dumbass and hurting yourself are high, because clearly they aren’t accounting for sample set. Everyone who goes to the park sees a hot spring. Not everyone runs into a bear at close range. This is only a valid comparison if hot springs start jumping out of the bushes and randomly eating tourists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOKNLOD View Post
    What’s funnier is this insider “article” that I can’t quite decide if they get the joke and are really running with it or if their AI ghostwriter was just unaware how humor works:

    https://www.insider.com/dont-push-sl...ice-2023-3?amp


    My fave part is this beautifully misleading statistic:
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    What they mean is that the odds of you being a dumbass and hurting yourself are high, because clearly they aren’t accounting for sample set. Everyone who goes to the park sees a hot spring. Not everyone runs into a bear at close range. This is only a valid comparison if hot springs start jumping out of the bushes and randomly eating tourists.
    I'm voting AI.
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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Should probably make this my avatar.

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    YESUS.
    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    Deleted. Moved to politics. Thank you for your forbearance.
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    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by revchuck38 View Post
    …or write books on African-American military history. Or shoot a SAA.
    Or fight Bruce Lee

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    Too soon

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