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    Quote Originally Posted by Totem Polar View Post
    I have no doubt that I’d say “naaaah…” if only I knew who that is.
    https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/tennes...ild-sex-romps/

    From Twitter meme..... "Thank you for your cervix."
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    https://nypost.com/2023/01/09/tennes...ild-sex-romps/

    From Twitter meme..... "Thank you for your cervix."
    That sounds like the Army Reserve CSH unit that I deployed with to Iraq back in ‘07. The CSM banged not one but THREE junior enlisted before he was quietly sent back home. Then there was the orthopedist who got caught banging an enlisted x-ray tech on the x-ray table, the 2 lesbian nurses who were allowed to room together and talking about their carpet munching escapades in public, and the list goes on and on. At one point, I called my wife and explained that I must be the only guy with blue balls because everyone else was have more sex than I had even when stateside.
    I like my rifles like my women - short, light, fast, brown, and suppressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei View Post
    That sounds like the Army Reserve CSH unit that I deployed with to Iraq back in ‘07. The CSM banged not one but THREE junior enlisted before he was quietly sent back home. Then there was the orthopedist who got caught banging an enlisted x-ray tech on the x-ray table, the 2 lesbian nurses who were allowed to room together and talking about their carpet munching escapades in public, and the list goes on and on. At one point, I called my wife and explained that I must be the only guy with blue balls because everyone else was have more sex than I had even when stateside.
    If we ever meet in meatspace, remind me to tell you about the Chinese hooker stories.

    I've shared them with my wife. She's a great sport and very trusting. I've never done anything to give her a reason not to be, but, I've known some wives who couldn't handle their husband being in those situations.
    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    Let’s get this thing back on track:
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    F it, it’s a holiday…
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    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    I shall hereby festoon this thread ["The Walther P99 Has Come to an End" - ed.] with P99 porn in honor of its passing...
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    Yippee ki-yay

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    Grab your gun and bring in the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyGBiv View Post
    If we ever meet in meatspace, remind me to tell you about the Chinese hooker stories.

    I've shared them with my wife.
    Dude, phrasing.
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    F it, it’s a holiday…
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