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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    How long until the sex tape, that 'someone' stole off their gadgets and sold to the media?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FNFAN View Post
    Dammit! Will never see calamari the same now…
    Thicker skin, Brother, thicker skin....

    (Giggle)

    Didn't hurt my appetite for calamari at all...at all....

    Even if it is chewier than I expect, and gets bigger the longer it is in my mouth....


    pat

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    and gets bigger the longer it is in my mouth....
    Is the edit window closed on that one? A friend was asking.
    Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....

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    OK... since we're still on circumcision jokes...

    A friend tells a great story about explaining to his non-Jewish friend that a Bar-Mitzvah is when, at 13 years old, Jewish boys become men by reciting from the Torah while being circumcised in front of their family and friends.

    The vic in this case reacted genuinely... "That's barbaric!"

    A good laugh was had.
    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    I know a rabbi who has a side hustle making wallets out of foreskins. They bring a good price because if you rub it, you get a suitcase.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dog Guy View Post
    I know a rabbi who has a side hustle making wallets out of foreskins. They bring a good price because if you rub it, you get a suitcase.
    What did the bartender say to the foreskin?

    “You’re cut off…”




    Like much of America on many things, I’m a little split on this whole circumcision topic.

    I mean, you’re either foreskin, or you’re not.
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    I had another foreskin joke, but it got removed.
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    OK, enough of this dicking around in the meme thread:
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    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    #RESIST

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