26 here, 28 together. My wife occasionally catches on that I am using my work face with her. "The quickest way to piss someone off is to do what they tell you to do, not what they want you to do..." Truer words have rarely been uttered.Originally Posted by awp_101
"Honey, I did EXACTLY what you told me to do...."
"But you KNEW what I wanted you to do..."
"But I did what you told me to do, I am not a mind reader..."
And so it goes...
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Last edited by UNM1136; 12-16-2021 at 09:04 PM.
I use "I'm just going on what you said". You did say that, correct?
Yeah, I remember what she said, I always listen, but it may be something different tomorrow. I know what she said today, though.
My wife is very predictable and I can usually predict how she will react to almost anything I say to her. Obviously she never played poker for money.
Last edited by Borderland; 12-16-2021 at 09:27 PM.
In the P-F basket of deplorables.
“No, you slacker! It’s Thursday- you didn’t come in Monday!”
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Not a meme, but...
Middle daughter getting over covid. She lost smell and taste. Being the Good Dad I am I staged several "Covid Tests"
Reminded me a lot of this...
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"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
W.....T......F........
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
Brilliant!
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
No surprise that @RoyGBiv posted this.
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