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    There’s a brassy broad!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    I’m not much for alcoholic drinks, and not to be “that guy”, but my understanding was that there is plenty of residual sugar in whiskey.

    Quick search says:

    80 proof liquors average 96 calories per 1.5 oz serving, all from residual sugars. Lots more calories per oz than beer: ~100 calories per 12 oz for lite beer, ~150 per 12 oz for regular beer, and ~150-300 per 12 for craft beers. 12 oz of whiskey is nearly 770 calories.

    Just sayin’.
    Yes there are calories in whisk(e)y but there is virtually no sugar or carbs in distilled whisk(e)y.

    Now if you add a bunch of extras to your drink, you may end up with a lot of calories from sugars.

    Myself, I prefer to drink mine neat.

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    12 oz of whiskey is nearly 770 calories.
    12 oz of whiskey is also me being funnier than George Carlin, buffer and better looking than Jason Momoa, and dating Scarlett Johansson in my own mind. Worth all 770.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Totem Polar View Post
    12 oz of whiskey is also me being funnier than George Carlin, buffer and better looking than Jason Momoa, and dating Scarlett Johansson in my own mind. Worth all 770.
    If you drink that much everyday, you will be as buff as George Carlin, eventually date a person who looks like Jason Mamoa and be as clever as Scarlett Johannson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobaloo22 View Post
    If that was made with live 9mm rounds, it might be a bargain in today’s climate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totem Polar View Post
    12 oz of whiskey is also me being funnier than George Carlin, buffer and better looking than Jason Momoa, and dating Scarlett Johansson in my own mind. Worth all 770.
    Brother, you are my hero!

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    Quote Originally Posted by O4L View Post
    Yes there are calories in whisk(e)y but there is virtually no sugar or carbs in distilled whisk(e)y.
    Yes, I know this is the funny memes tread, but you are wrong. If there are calories in whiskey (and there are), since they are not from protein or fat, they are from sugar. Not to mention your body will almost immediately convert it to unused blood sugar since I am all but certain you won't be exercising while you drink it...

    /seriousness
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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_P View Post
    Yes, I know this is the funny memes tread, but you are wrong. If there are calories in whiskey (and there are), since they are not from protein or fat, they are from sugar. Not to mention your body will almost immediately convert it to unused blood sugar since I am all but certain you won't be exercising while you drink it...

    /seriousness
    Lol!

    Back to the memes...

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