Had an acquaintance who was visiting Belgium. She was talking to the hotel manager. She asked him if they ever have problems with tourists.
He said: "Only with the Germans."
She asked: "Why the Germans?"
He replied: "They come in large groups, they bring their guns and they stay for four years until the Americans evict them."
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
Not really a day for laughs. Nonetheless. . .
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