Ear piercer from krypton. But it does make you wonder about haircutsOriginally Posted by Bigguy
And shaving.
We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
And nipple rings. We always wonder about those, though.
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
Related analysis from Larry Niven:
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
I read that back in high school, and still think about it every now and then. Reading comics takes a "healthy" suspension of disbelief.
Superman used to shave with his heat vision bounced off a broken piece of mirror from his little space ship that he used to come to Earth. I apologize for knowing this. Don't ask about manscaping the sensitive regions. Ask Lois about that.
Also, (geek), if you expose Superman or other Kryptonians to red sun radiation they relapse to human level and you can then shave, get injections,etc. Sometimes they would practice H2H in red sun rooms so to be the same level as the instructor.
That’s really f’ing nerdy.
Not that’s there anything wrong with that.
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
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