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Thread: Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigguy View Post
    About forty years ago, I was in my 20s. For some reason I was at the small town doctor everybody went to. The door that lead from the lobby to the exam rooms was cracked and I overheard a patron angrily say “You said I couldn’t get pregnant if my hungry got a vasectomy.”
    The doctor told her, No. I said HE couldn’t get you pregnant.”
    I relayed that story to my roomie:

    Roomie: Nobody can be that stupid.

    Me: How long have you been visiting this planet?

    Roomie: Yeah, I guess that’s plausible.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    I relayed that story to my roomie:

    Roomie: Nobody can be that stupid.

    Me: How long have you been visiting this planet?

    Roomie: Yeah, I guess that’s plausible.
    Decades ago at a summer job, I had a former co-worker spend a few hours searching the storeroom for elbow grease. Because that's what he was told the job needed.
    "You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe in PNG View Post
    Decades ago at a summer job, I had a former co-worker spend a few hours searching the storeroom for elbow grease. Because that's what he was told the job needed.
    Overhead buffers with corner attachments and cans of back blast powder are things too.
    I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
    The lunatics are running the asylum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    I relayed that story to my roomie:

    Roomie: Nobody can be that stupid.

    Me: How long have you been visiting this planet?

    Roomie: Yeah, I guess that’s plausible.
    Reminds me of the joke about women who complained that they got pregnant even when on the pill. When asked about how they were taking it, they said that every time they stood up it fell out.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe in PNG View Post
    Decades ago at a summer job, I had a former co-worker spend a few hours searching the storeroom for elbow grease. Because that's what he was told the job needed.
    Quote Originally Posted by UNK View Post
    Overhead buffers with corner attachments and cans of back blast powder are things too.
    Jet blast, prop wash, the mast crank (to lower it to pass under a bridge), 100’ of shoreline or waterline, relative bearing grease.
    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNK View Post
    Overhead buffers with corner attachments and cans of back blast powder are things too.
    The funny thing is that he wasn't sent to find a can of elbow grease. He was told that the job needed it, and went to find it on his own initiative.
    "You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
    "I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    Jet blast, prop wash, the mast crank (to lower it to pass under a bridge), 100’ of shoreline or waterline, relative bearing grease.
    We need a thread on this.
    I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
    The lunatics are running the asylum

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