“Conspiracy theories are just spoiler alerts these days.”
During the annual end of year band dinner my senior year (yes, I was a band geek) about a half dozen of us stood up in the middle of a presentation and sang that. We were somewhat surprised the band director didn't have us immediately thrown out of everything from the dinner to the school.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?