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  1. 12-30-2022, 06:02 AM #31241
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    You know my wife?
    We could isolate Russia totally from the world and maybe they could apply for membership after 2000 years.
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  2. 12-30-2022, 09:18 AM #31242
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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
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  3. 12-30-2022, 09:19 AM #31243
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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
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  4. 12-30-2022, 09:20 AM #31244
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    One last for this morning:

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  5. 12-30-2022, 10:45 AM #31245
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  6. 12-30-2022, 11:23 AM #31246
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    I feel a little guilty for laughing at this but hey, I didn't make the law.
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  7. 12-30-2022, 01:11 PM #31247
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy in NH View Post
    Reminded me of this:

    The Dog's Diary

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    The Cat's Diary

    Day 983 of My Captivity

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

    Is it wrong that I read your cat diary in this specific voice:

    "Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master"
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  8. 12-30-2022, 07:53 PM #31248
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    Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?

    Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!
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  9. 12-30-2022, 11:32 PM #31249
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  10. 12-31-2022, 12:00 AM #31250
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy in NH View Post
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    Whoa. That’s actually pretty good…
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
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