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    Ready! Fire! Aim! awp_101's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldherkpilot View Post
    I was in a rather large formation flight using electronic station-keeping equipment and the lead aircraft forgot to signal his turn for the rest of us. While if didn't turn into a bomb burst, it could get a little nerve racking in the weather. When I figured out what was going on, I keyed the mike and said, "Thanks, Richard."
    He didn't get it so he replied, "Richard?"
    I came back with, "Yeah, Richard. Its long for dick!"
    I had a manager at a long ago job who kept an extra name tag handy in case someone forgot theirs. Generally it only took one day as Richard Cranium for them to not forget their name tag again.
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by delphidoc View Post
    Technically, those should be frosted maxi-wheats.

    Frosted mega-wheats would be the counterpart to frosted micro-wheats.


    Sorry, it's the engineer in me posting today.
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    "If it doesn't come from the Kaffa province of Ethiopia, it's just hot roasted-bean juice."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigghoss View Post
    In one of her previous roles... well, she doesn't have those.
    Bigghoss = SME
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAD View Post

    Since nobody else did it... she Fibonasty

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    Quote Originally Posted by The-Gears View Post


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    Dean,
    “The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine
    "The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."- Antonio Meloni

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    Dean,
    “The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine
    "The problem is not the availability of guns, it is the availability of morons."- Antonio Meloni

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    The government did call it "stimulus money"
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