friend of mine was at the dr's for a thing, and one of his nurses was dressed apparently in some wildly bright colored patterned scrubs, and he commented how she brought color to the drab place. she's of jamaican descent, so darker skinned. he quickly thought "god, was I just racist?!" WE HAVE TO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT, PEOPLE! I can only control my speech; I can't control your LISTENING.
I’m a car guy. While walking through a parking lot with my wife, a very nice Supra pulled in. A stacked blonde (snoke show, btw) was driving it, got out, and walked to a store, wearing a very flattering outfit. I guess I spent too much time looking at the car and my wife (girlfriend at the time) mentioned that maybe I ride home with her. Still looking at and thinking about the Supra, I replied “Babe, I wasn’t staring at her - I was looking at her headlights. Wife literally stopped in her tracks and said “Excuse me?” Didn’t realize what I said until I heard the tone of the voice……..
Theres probably a great meme somewhere for this story.
I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
The lunatics are running the asylum
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
Too soon?
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
A Belgian coworker of mine was asking where "lil' Miss Priss" was, referring to a mutual friend.
She thought that meant "sweet, tiny, & petite". I explained that it was not an especially complementary phrase, and noted that it was a term better used to describe someone like Nellie from "Little House on the Prairie"(which she was familiar with).
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI