No kidding. The code, when I was a kid was “perambulate the poodles.”Originally Posted by Bobaloo22
(We didn’t have any poodles.)
No kidding. The code, when I was a kid was “perambulate the poodles.”
(We didn’t have any poodles.)
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
This is so true. My wife grabs the dogs' leashes and harnesses, then sets down to put on her walking shoes, meanwhile 180 pounds of amped up GSD's are going apeshit bouncing off things 'we're going for a walk.'
The other day the male had loose bowels and was barfing. He'd been lethargic for a couple days so I took him to the vet, I thought he was going to pee all over the truck when we pulled into the vet's.
Turned out to be a $265.00 Spa Day for him. I'm not sure who is the bigger idiot, me or him.
Adding nothing to the conversation since 2015....
We were looking after a friends >100lb dog a few weeks ago. He was nursing a cut on his paw and officially on restricted doodie/distance/duty.
Wife: Do you think the dog would want to go for a walk?
Dog: Total spaz running for the front door.
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Since I don't eat much that comes out of a Mylar bag it took me a minute to get it. I suppose my answer would have been problematic, "3rd option the glass is twice as big as it needs to be".
We had a yellow Lab that was overwhelmed by her 10 puppies, all of which survived. I would pick her up and set her down in the whelping box in our kitchen. She would nurse them standing up- she didn't want anything to do with them LOL.
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It's twue!!!
There's nothing civil about this war.
Or the look on Buzz's face.
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