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Thread: Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

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    Quote Originally Posted by hufnagel View Post
    see, i've moved on to not giving a shit why she's pissed off. if you can't calmly and rationally express your displeasure, I no longer feel the need to be the target of your expressions.
    Let me guess - you are divorced...
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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    Found in an email for a network of active and (mostly) retired fighter pilots.

    So we’re not the only ones…

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    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

    Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_P View Post
    Let me guess - you are divorced...
    Or more happily married.
    I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
    The lunatics are running the asylum

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    Sent this to my kid at school. After he got done laughing, he sent this back to me....

    5 = (6.67E-11)(M)/25. Solve for M
    So... I guess Yo Momma's mass is 125/6.67E-11 = 1.87E+12 Kg(?)
    I have no idea if that's correct.

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    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    Quote Originally Posted by GyroF-16 View Post
    Found in an email for a network of active and (mostly) retired fighter pilots.

    So we’re not the only ones…

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    My wife’s answer (who is not a cat fan) would be “make a contact shot, pretty sure you can then hold on a darn long time”

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    There may have been a story about an elephant involved. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    I "Rick Rolled" an entire college class during my physical disabilities presentation.
    The professor still gave me an A on the assignment.
    One of the highlights of my time in academia.
    Is the boy you were proud of the man you are?

    Fimbo iliyo mkononi, ndio iuwayo nyoka!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_P View Post
    Let me guess - you are divorced...
    married 21 years. she still hasn't killed me.
    Rules to live by: 1. Eat meat, 2. Shoot guns, 3. Fire, 4. Gasoline, 5. Make juniors
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