Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Stephanie B]

Cards are MUCH cheaper there. The inside writing is not as good I admit….. Get a blank card and write your own.

The dollar stores never seem to change their stock. I see the same cards there that I've seen for years.

Splurge on your true love, get her a good card. It'll be noticed. (But not if it has a decent gift card in it.)

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Holidays:

Valentine's Day - Dad buys dinner
Wife's birthday - Dad buys dinner
Winter Holidays - Dad buys dinner
Easter or Passover - Dad buys dinner or buys stuff
Mother's Day - Dad buys dinner for mom and wife

Father's day - Dad takes family to Red Lobster, they all buy lobster. Dad pays. Gets tie or shirt.
Dad's birthday - Ditto. Get tie or shirt.

Note at wedding, the song is Here comes the bride. No song for Here comes the groom. The wedding dress takes ages to pick and bridesmaids clothes start civil war. Husband to be goes to rent a tux.

Note - again - Bridesmaid store wanted to sell me a fancy pen and pencil set for a present for best man. He was a Minnesota, lived in the frigid boonies guy. I refused and bought him a high end Swiss Army Fisherman knife. Wife to be saw the reality of that and went along with.

[Stephanie B]

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[Matt Helm]

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[RJ]

Maybe they’re sadden by having to pay $10 for a piece of paper with writing on it to fund this fake Hallmark created holiday.

I gotchu fam.

[Stephanie B]

I gotchu fam.

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