#RESIST
Turns out the serial killer was you.Originally Posted by 5pins
Okie John
“The reliability of the 30-06 on most of the world’s non-dangerous game is so well established as to be beyond intelligent dispute.” Finn Aagaard
"Don't fuck with it" seems to prevent the vast majority of reported issues." BehindBlueI's
I was driving alone along Route 666 late one cold night when I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker.
He climbed in my Jeep, and as I pulled back on the deserted highway, he laughed and said "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
"Because," I said "the odds against two serial killers coincidently occupying the same vehicle at the same time are astronomical."
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"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
Way back in the '90s, this guy, driving this Jeep, was turned down when he stopped for a hitch hiker on PCH in Malibu. Can't imagine why. Must've been the shady lookin' guy riding shotgun.
I know there's a whole "Gofastdon'tsuck" thing that's shooters, but it still makes me think of "Do you want to go fast, or do you want to suck?" I wasn't there for it, but I know the guy who said it after sumdood followed him around the pits at a racetrack all day asking for advice and then proposing a lame alternative to the advice given. Every. Damn. Time.
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Not another dime.
This Jeep will wheel!
I like it!
We wish to thank the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, without whose assistance this program would not have been possible.
"... And miles to go before I sleep".
Caught that reference, it was before "Girlfriend Got a Wiener"...(if the refernce is too obscure, think shock jocks, and "Funky Cold Medina"...)
Google it. If it ain't in the interwebs I'll send you the MP3...
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