You can't explore this subject without the classic analysis by Dave Barry: Roger and Elaine, a Love Story.Originally Posted by Kanye Wyoming
Sorry about the formatting. It's the only version I found that is the original instead of something edited.
https://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rlweiss/473/rog-elan.htm
That's literally just the "I bet he's thinking about other women" meme in text form.
That was brilliant.
That would be 9 cubic feet of coffee for a cubic yard. 67.32 gallons or, if you have a 12oz mug, 7i8 mugs. Which isn't that much, less than two a day.
My best guess is I drink about 14,600oz of coffee a year, or 15.25 cubic feet of coffee. That's a little over a large bathtub of coffee.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
27 cubic feet?
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master"
You're correct. That'd be a lot of coffee. 2,585 mugs. But that's seven a day and I know people who drink that much.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
1 cubic yard is 201.974 gallons or 25852.672 fluid ounces.
I usually drink 3-16oz cups at work, 5 days a week for 240 fl.oz per work week.
On the weekends I drink 3 to 5-12oz cups per day so lets call it 4 cups. That works out to 48 fl.oz/day or 96 fl.oz/weekend.
240+96=336 fl.oz of coffee per week.
At 336/week it would take me 76.9 weeks to drink a cubic yard of coffee at my current rate of consumption.
This is going to require a gut check to see how determined I am to meet this new goal...
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy / Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?
I’m sure my mom, back in the day, drank that much coffee. Both she and her parents drank coffee before bedtime.
If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.
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