Nah, I'll be busy replaying Kokoda to get a chance to return.
ETA: because this is the internet, I must disclaim that my comments are in the same good natured vein of sarcastically poking fun at a particular archetype of gunshop counter commando.
I will provide no impedance to these kind of jokes; they are electrifying. In fact, we could induct them into the hall of fame if we have the capacitance.
"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so."
― Ennius