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    Quote Originally Posted by Borderland View Post
    Fookin aliens. He's lucky it didn't attach itself to his asshole.
    I don’t think I remember that scene.
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    Abducted by Aliens Borderland's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by WobblyPossum View Post
    I don’t think I remember that scene.
    PG 13.
    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    Ken

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyDuty View Post
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    Damn. You don't get this kind of humor on LinkedIn, folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyman View Post
    My wife never buys soap. It’s because she’s totally fixated on stealing whatever she can from hotel bathrooms, so we always have dozens of those miniature soap bars laying around. A man-sized bar of soap would be a luxury for me.
    You’re a grown-ass adult. Go buy the soap you want!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    You’re a grown-ass adult. Go buy the soap you want!
    Hey, my wife and I have an agreement! She makes all the little decisions like what soap to buy, and I make all the big decisions. Surprisingly, in 20+ years of marriage we have yet to need to make a big decision 😀

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duelist View Post
    You’re a grown-ass adult. Go buy the soap you want!
    This is also an issue with some of the motorcycling and boating and snowmobiling hotels, the ones with soap tge size of a thick silver dollar. I buy a damn bar of soap when we buy beer, if I remember, and I usually don't....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borderland View Post
    Fookin aliens. He's lucky it didn't attach itself to his asshole.
    Only because the alien got caught by the Secret Service
    We wish to thank the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement, without whose assistance this program would not have been possible.

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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    That is interesting, because I was under the impression that the only hazards those chairborne rangers faced in the Space Force were obesity and carpal tunnel syndrome.

    My feeling is that people have no business wearing camo uniforms if they are doing a function that can be adequately performed while wearing a cocktail dress and heels. Which would seem to apply to, oh, 98% of the USSF.
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    If we have to march off into the next world, let us walk there on the bodies of our enemies.

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