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    (I swear, sometime the response time seems slower than if I was using an acoustic coupler.)
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    I hear that the Spam egg sausage and Spam hasn't got much Spam in it.
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    Been there, but still here! Needed a higher caliber bolt, I assume.
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    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

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    How long have you worked here, not counting today?...

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    How long have you worked here, not counting today?...
    Actually worked or just looked busy enough to keep getting paid?😁
    Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    Actually worked or just looked busy enough to keep getting paid?😁
    Eons ago I worked at United Technologies in the engineering department. I kept noticing this guy who had a desk near me who kept coming in later and leaving earlier every day. Then skipping days. This progressed over many months to I kid you not he showed up on the 15th and the last day of the month to collect a paycheck. If you blinked you missed him. The two things a wondered were what dirt he had on his boss and how many companies he was doing this at?

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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    Actually worked or just looked busy enough to keep getting paid?😁
    There was a Michael Keeton movie where his character said you could do whatever you want, as long as you were carrying a clipboard!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnO View Post
    Eons ago I worked at United Technologies in the engineering department. I kept noticing this guy who had a desk near me who kept coming in later and leaving earlier every day. Then skipping days. This progressed over many months to I kid you not he showed up on the 15th and the last day of the month to collect a paycheck. If you blinked you missed him. The two things a wondered were what dirt he had on his boss and how many companies he was doing this at?
    That (sort of) happens in academia more than one would want to admit. I can think of at least 5 people who, at one time or another, were teaching just a single 3-5 credit course (or a couple of 2-3 credit classes) and pulling high 5 figure to low 6 figure incomes. And that’s just the people that I was on a first name basis with and saw all the time. I’d assume that there were others.
    ”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB

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    Quote Originally Posted by mmc45414 View Post
    There was a Michael Keeton movie where his character said you could do whatever you want, as long as you were carrying a clipboard!
    That's also a common social engineering and physical pen testing tactic.

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