Make me laugh - the PF memes thread - NO POLITICAL MEMES

[Ichiban]

I understand pretending you like cats thinking you'll get chicks, but, I've recalibrated the meme:

Thank you. The meme folder has been updated.

[hufnagel]

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friend of mine was at the dr's for a thing, and one of his nurses was dressed apparently in some wildly bright colored patterned scrubs, and he commented how she brought color to the drab place. she's of jamaican descent, so darker skinned. he quickly thought "god, was I just racist?!" WE HAVE TO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT, PEOPLE! I can only control my speech; I can't control your LISTENING.

[TOTS]

friend of mine was at the dr's for a thing, and one of his nurses was dressed apparently in some wildly bright colored patterned scrubs, and he commented how she brought color to the drab place. she's of jamaican descent, so darker skinned. he quickly thought "god, was I just racist?!" WE HAVE TO STOP THINKING LIKE THAT, PEOPLE! I can only control my speech; I can't control your LISTENING.

I’m a car guy. While walking through a parking lot with my wife, a very nice Supra pulled in. A stacked blonde (snoke show, btw) was driving it, got out, and walked to a store, wearing a very flattering outfit. I guess I spent too much time looking at the car and my wife (girlfriend at the time) mentioned that maybe I ride home with her. Still looking at and thinking about the Supra, I replied “Babe, I wasn’t staring at her - I was looking at her headlights. Wife literally stopped in her tracks and said “Excuse me?” Didn’t realize what I said until I heard the tone of the voice……..

Theres probably a great meme somewhere for this story.

[mtnbkr]

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Inbred and white...I think he nailed both meanings of the word.

Chris

[4RNR]

Yeah, well, I'm allergic.

"Dad, dad, the stable has a cat we can have."

"I'm allergic."

"She's cute. You can get shots."

"I'm not getting shots. We're not getting a cat."

...

"Dad, the cat's still available."

"I'm not getting shots."

We got the cat. Turns out allergies eventually go away.

Mind over matter!!! [emoji2]

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[oakdalecurtis]

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[HeavyDuty]

[HeavyDuty]

Too soon?

[Joe in PNG]

A Belgian coworker of mine was asking where "lil' Miss Priss" was, referring to a mutual friend.
She thought that meant "sweet, tiny, & petite". I explained that it was not an especially complementary phrase, and noted that it was a term better used to describe someone like Nellie from "Little House on the Prairie"(which she was familiar with).